Via a series of “never-before-seen interviews” with the men’s partners—played by Veronika Slowikowska, Ashley Padilla, and Sarah Sherman—we soon learned that these spouses hadn’t been abducted at all. Instead, two of the women were traveling. (“I had told Doug about it maybe 45 times,” Slowikowska’s exasperated character said.) Sherman’s character had the most absurd story of the bunch: She happened to just be in the bathroom for a while. With their wives away for a spell, the husbands swiftly unraveled at home. “Whoever took her left a bunch of cryptic notes,” a stupefied Doug said. The sketch then cut to an indoor security-cam shot of him reading Post-its stuck to the fridge. They instructed him how to heat up food and finish the laundry, prompting him to cry out to the presumed kidnapper putting him to work, “Is this a game to you?”