When I met my husband, in pride of place in his bachelor pad living room was the only “proper” piece of art he has ever bought. It’s a painting of an apparently iconic football moment between a couple of men called Bobby Moore and Pelé, who are embracing, topless. It appears homoerotic but supposedly isn’t. The background is a colour that must surely be called Wince Turquoise, because it’s so bright and lurid that your eyes narrow and your teeth bare involuntarily when you see it. We have been looking for the right frame for this great work for nearly two decades now.